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Thumper Maxi Pro Professional Massager
When I pay $300 for an item, any item, I usually end up picking it apart trying to find reasons I shouldn’t have paid $300 for said item.
This is exactly what I did (and continue to do) with the Thumper Maxi-Pro I bought a few months ago.
I was first introduced to the Thumper Maxi-Pro back in November of ’09 when I went to my wife’s chiropractor about a persistent tight muscle in my lower back.
I would like to take a moment here to inject an opinion I have about chiropractors…
F**k Chiropractors! Stay away from them at all costs. Quacks, everyone of them. Chiropractors suck. I haven’t been the same since that lady ‘fixed’ me.
OK, I’m done, lets get back to the matter at hand, a $300 massager.
The one positive thing I brought away from my experience with a chiropractor is the few moments of bliss I did enjoy because of the Thumper Maxi-Pro Massager.
I even asked the girl specifically what the name of it was, no intention whatsoever of buying one, because it worked so incredibly phenomenal on my back.
The reason I had no intention of buying one is because everything in a doctors office usually costs 8 times more than it should but then I said, “Wait a tic, Chiropractors aren’t really doctors at all.”, and sure enough the Thumper was available online for $299.
How very, very interesting.
At that point my interest was only cursory, because the damage she had done was not evident yet, so I was only contemplating a $300 luxury that I didn’t really need and couldn’t quite justify at the time.
My perspective has changed a lot since then as the damage wrought has become very evident and has pretty much affected every aspect of my life.
When I say every aspect, I really do mean EVERY aspect… how I sleep, how I walk, how I sit, how I bend over, how I move patients, how I pick up my kids, how I hold my wife, how I talk to people, the number of muscle relaxer I take, the amount of Ibuprofen I consume, my attitude in general… well, I’m sure you get the point.
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